Miami Dolphins

NFL Preview: AFC East


Take a quick look at the AFC East over the past ten years. Since 2003, the Patriots have won the title 10 times. The only year they didn't win was the year Tom Brady had season ending knee surgery. That sort of says it all. Basically, the Patriots are the Empire, the Dolphins and Jets comprise the Rebellion, and Buffalo is stuck in the swamp with someone far less insightful then Yoda. Screen Shot 2014-09-04 at 7.50.23 PM

Do I get to be done with the preview now? No? Fine. I do like making fun of the Jets.


Go For Two: Seahawks at Texans

Sorry about your loss.

There are a few games this week that could be considered the game of the week. No, San Francisco, no one cares that you are playing the Rams.

I'm talking about perhaps New England versus Atlanta. New England is 3-0, but without any merit. They beat some of the worst teams in the entire NFL. Now, I know Atlanta is struggling, but this game could really highlight the Patriots deficiencies.

The other game that I considered highlighting and picking as the game of the week was the Miami Dolphins against the Saints. Everyone's pumped that they have won 3 games, and yay for them. They have been so terrible, for so long, it's nice to see them get some wins. Their wins are also more impressive than that of the Patriots, so that's also pretty cool. However, they are going up against the monster machine of the Saints. I don't see this going well for the Dolphins. However, if the Dolphins DO win, a lot more people are actually going to stop just talking about the Dolphins and actually start watching them.

Therefore, the game of the week is ...


Go For Two: Dolphins versus Falcons

What's the game of the week! Hmmm. Who should I pick to highlight .... ?

Uhh .... no one?

Week 3's games are yawn producing. Giants versus Panthers? Meh. Rams versus Cowboys? Meh. Browns versus Vikings? Double meh.

I'm trying to be a better blogger, and not just pick the Packers versus Bengals because the Packers are my team. Although, they may be one of the only competitive games between two potenial playoff contenders.

However, the game of the week is the 2-0 Miami Dolphins versus the 1-1 Atlanta Falcons.

Here's why I am picking it as the game of the week.


Go For Two: Water Cooler Topics For Week 17

Week 17! There is no need to talk about players, or team personalities, it's the time of the year of win or go home, win and get a bye, and still for the sorry few -- playing for some trace amount of respect.

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Somehow, the Cowboys managed to do it again. They are like the annoying little brother you have to take everywhere with you, because Mom said so. Why, oh, why do the Cowboys have to be considered the game of the week! Why do they get the prime time slot? Ugh. It's because it's win or go home for the Cowboys. But if you don't like the Cowboys, which a lot of people don't, we have to watch this game. This is why a lot of us hate the Cowboys -- because they are shoved down our throats. I know this is one football fan who hopes they do the latter, and GO HOME!



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Also, I like Washington. I like RGIII. He's like Aaron Rodgers, you're happy he's your quarterback, not just because he is an exceptional athlete, but because you would want to hang out with the guy. Sorry Andrew Luck, you look like a psychopath. In fact, if I saw Mr. Luck walking on my side of the street, as a woman, I might cross over to the other side of the street as soon as I got a chance. Tony Romo, I wouldn't cross over to the other side of the street if I saw you, I'd take the opportunity to punch you in your face and wipe away that stupid grin of yours. But I digress.


The real game of the week to watch is ...


Random Thoughts from Sunday

1. How could the Panthers lose against Chicago? That was super-duper annoying as a Green Bay fan.

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2. Lions. Thank you for beating the Seahawks. Where's your annoying smile now Pete Carroll?

3. I know I picked the Saints to beat the Broncos, but I am super happy I was wrong. I love Peyton Manning. His return to football is an inspiration to anyone who has ever tried, or is trying, to recover from an injury.

4. Andy Reid considering going with a different QB than Vick? Ha ha Michael Vick. I can't wait to celebrate the day you are gone from football you dog killing piece of shit.

5. Tony Romo threw 3 interceptions in the first half and was down 23-0. It was a fun game to watch the Cowboys, no matter what you think of them, attempt a come back while stressing out Eli and Coughlin. I still don't like either team, but this was a fun game to watch.

6. Miami beating the Jets. Nice.

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So ugly

7. The Steelers beat Washington. Of course they did. Washington was having a seizure every time they had to look at those disgusting, nauseating jerseys.

Go For Two: Water Cooler Topics for Week 8

What games should you watch? Read and find out ...


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Divisional rivalry. Patriots are doing their quiet but steady winning thing again this year. No reason either the Jets or the Dolphins can't sneak up on the Patriots. Dolphins are 3-3. The Jets are 3-4. The weirdest part? The Dolphins, yes, I said it, the Dolphins are in the divisional hunt. You know what I say ... good for them. I hope they win.


Fantasy Scoreboard: Week 4


Tomorrow's my birthday. I've learned a lot of lessons in my first 26 years but today I learned a new one. Never wait until Tuesday morning to write your blog post when the Cowboys play MNF. ESPECIALLY don't wait if you have both Tony "Cinco" Romo and Dez "Butterfingers" Bryant on your team. This is the 4th version of this post that I've written and the only version that makes me think my dad won't call me worried and I won't get anonymous comments with tips to the suicide prevention hotline.

Without further ado, fantasy nonsense for those of you that haven't already written off your team...