Every year I suffer through the pain of baseball season, knowing that each drunken Nats game brings me a little closer to the beginning of football season. While this summer was no exception, somehow real life got in the way and football snuck up on me. Therefore, no extensive research went into the writing of this article. I basically read Deadspin’s Why Your Team Sucks series and called it a day.
Shoutout to the Kansas City Chiefs for doing what we all knew they'd do by losing to the Denver Broncos. You earn the Not Nearly as Good as Your Record Indicates Award. The highest accolades go to the Carolina Panthers for beating the New England Patriots last night. You officially get the Actually Good, Not Just Sneaky Good Award. See you in the playoffs.
It’s time for the 1st Annual Eligible Receiver Midseason Awards in which we use our excellent football intelligence and logical deduction skills to confer completely made up awards to NFL players. Also, lots of pictures. Enjoy!
Saturday afternoon I was putting together a bookcase when it fell on my head. Sunday morning I decided to bench Michael Vick and start Terrelle Pryor. There's definitely a connection between those two sentences. Now that we’re clear on that….