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Ranking the 2013-2014 Bowl Season --- 35 to 1

I am counting down the games from the least watchable to the most. Let's be honest though, it is the last bit of college football until September *** weeps uncontrollably***  so I will probably watch as many as possible. What ones are you looking forward to? Did I get it wrong?

35. Heart of Dallas Bowl --- North Texas vs. UNLV --- Dallas, TX Wed., Jan. 1 / 12 p.m. ESPNU: This New Years Day game is not worth watching versus the plethora of competition.

34. Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl --- East Carolina vs. Ohio --- St. Petersburg, FL Mon., Dec. 23 / 2 p.m. ESPN: I feel sorry for these teams for having to play football in the Trop.

33. Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl --- Middle Tennessee vs. Navy --- Fort Worth, TX Mon., Dec. 30 / 11:45 a.m. ESPN

32. Little Caesars Pizza Bowl --- Bowling Green vs. Pittsburgh --- Detroit, MI Thu., Dec. 26 / 6 p.m. ESPN

31. Sheraton Hawaii Bowl --- Boise State vs. Oregon State --- Honolulu, HI Tue., Dec. 24 / 8 p.m. ESPN

30. New Era Pinstripe Bowl --- Notre Dame vs. Rutgers --- Bronx, NY Sat., Dec. 28 / 12 p.m. ESPN

29. Texas Bowl --- Minnesota vs. Syracuse --- Houston, TX Fri., Dec. 27 / 6 p.m. ESPN: These fan bases are traveling to Texas for this game?


College Recap Week 9: Cocks, Chokes, and Katherine Webb

Writer's note: she can wear jorts if she wants to.

"I ran out & screamed so I wldn't wake my kids, came in & realized I scared em half to death, rocked em 2 sleep again singin."

"I went to the fridge and took a long draw off the "Pepto-bismooth" bottle!"

Those words are from Victoria Boyce and Kimberly Tuten, Gamecock fans, on Twitter, describing her reaction to South Carolina's win over Missouri Saturday. Why do we love college football? Because kids who are not getting paid beg for a chance to play in pain because they want it that much. Because an entire season can come down to a missed 24-yard field goal by a sophomore kicker in Week 9.

In a related note, why do we hate college football? Because an entire season can come down to a missed 24-yard field goal by a sophomore kicker in Week 9. "Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."