Bengals @ Texans

Pick Sideline Commentary
Allen
26-18-1
Wallace Gilberry, who plays DE for the Bengals and clearly lacks intelligence, talked shit about J.J. Watt this week. My prediction: Watt will score four TDs and kill, dismember, and devour Andy Dalton.
Jackie
24-20-1
Does Ryan Mallett get more comfortable in game two? I think so.
Madeline
23-21-1
I know nothing about either of these teams.
Makeda
21-23-1
Lauren
13-31-1
All hail J.J.

Lions @ Patriots

Pick Sideline Commentary
Allen
26-18-1
Belichick and Brady have it going. When they're playing like this, no one can beat them except a mediocre Giants team.
Jackie
24-20-1
The Pats look unstoppable.
Madeline
23-21-1
Pats at home. Pats because I need the Lions to lose. Pats because it’s hard to bet against Brady and Belichick. Pats because of Gronk. Pats because of Prater.
Makeda
21-23-1
I don't know why I picked this game. It's gonna be a bloodbath.
Lauren
13-31-1
I realized recently that I need to support more AFC teams because my love for NFC teams is becoming excessive. I'll work on that next year. Go Megatron!

Rams @ Chargers

Pick Sideline Commentary
Allen
26-18-1
Taking the Rams because they looked good last week. Trying to think of something that could compel me to watch this game.
Jackie
24-20-1
Chargers at home look good to me.
Madeline
23-21-1
Cause the Rams play hard.
Makeda
21-23-1
I am not sold on this Chargers team and the Rams have forgotten they're not supposed to be good.
Lauren
13-31-1
I actually think this is going to be a really close game and I would kind of love it if the Rams actually won, but I'll be logical and pick P. Rivers.

Cardinals @ Seahawks

Pick Sideline Commentary
Allen
26-18-1
The Cardinals are legit, but they're not going to run the table. Drew Stanton winning in Seattle? Not happening.
Jackie
24-20-1
The Cards look great and Seattle looks lackluster. They go into Century Link and steal another one.
Madeline
23-21-1
Cards won here before. I’m not super impressed with Seattle’s wins as of late. Winning against the Panthers, Giants, and Raiders is simply not impressive. They just lost against an on-paper good team in Kansas. I’m not sure Seattle wins this game.
Makeda
21-23-1
Ahhhhh, I don't know!! The Seahawks' home field advantage is huge, especially for a team that can't decide if they're good. But the Cardinals are not fucking around this year. I think these teams will split wins, so I'm taking Hawks this time and the Cardinals in Week 16.
Lauren
13-31-1
Baby needs the Seahawks to lose in case the Boys need the wild card spot PLUS I live in Arizona now, so....

2 comments on “Sideline Picks: NFL Week 12

  1. LSum

    It would be pretty awesome if the Seahawks could find a way to win the Texans/Bengals game, but I doubt that's possible...

    1. Makeda Post author

      HAHA, my bad! Though now I'm imagining Richard Sherman and J.J. Watt on the same defense. So sexy. So terrifying.

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