Ravens @ Texans

Pick Sideline Commentary
Allen
36-24-1
Karma and J.J. Watt are on Houston's side. Who needs a QB?
Madeline
35-25-1
Ravens have too much to play for.
Jackie
32-28-1
The Ravens are a solid December team and need the win.
Makeda
28-32-1
Things I have learned this season: I'm not good at picking games. Therefore, my picks this week are based purely on which team/players I like better. This one goes out to my boy J.J. Love you, boo.
Lauren
22-38-1
Because Papa SumSum said so, that's why.

Chiefs @ Steelers

Pick Sideline Commentary
Allen
36-24-1
The Steelers have been inconsistent all year. Time for a down week.
Madeline
35-25-1
Why not?
Jackie
32-28-1
The outcome depends on which Steeler team show up. Hopefully it is the good one for their sake.
Makeda
28-32-1
Because I've been loving on them all season and I see no reason to stop now. Also, I love running backs, and Jamaal Charles is what is statistically referred to as "a fucking beast."
Lauren
22-38-1
A Steelers fan did me a solid this week by a) agreeing to watching Friday Night Lights and b) reserving judgment on Tim Riggins until the end, so I'm going to do him a solid back by picking his team.

Falcons @ Saints

Pick Sideline Commentary
Allen
36-24-1
They'll win to keep teasing me.
Madeline
35-25-1
How is it week 16 and I still have no idea how any of these teams will perform on any given Sunday?
Jackie
32-28-1
These crap teams have a lot to play for. I give it to the home team, but I think the Falcons would be slightly better in the playoffs.
Makeda
28-32-1
Every time I'm in New Orleans, I'm reminded of how awesome the Saints colors are. Do you realize how many options there are for accessorizing with black and gold? I saw a woman my mother's age wearing gold sequined pants. At a football game!! So baller.
Lauren
22-38-1
I just really really want Drew Brees to be happy. Sorry, Allen.

Seahawks @ Cardinals

Pick Sideline Commentary
Allen
36-24-1
With all due respect to the Cardinals, no way they're winning this one. In answer to my earlier QB question: Arizona does.
Madeline
35-25-1
Sorry Cards, you are on like your 25th QB.
Jackie
32-28-1
I love the Cardinals team, but at some point you have to falter once you have your 18th string Joe Schmoe behind center.
Makeda
28-32-1
I don't need to talk about how much I love Richard Sherman again, do I? I didn't think so. As everyone has pointed out, props to the Cards for making it this far despite starting 37 QBs over 16 weeks. But the L.O.B. is bringing this one home.
Lauren
22-38-1
Fun story (mostly for Keets): On Sunday I'm going to a bottomless mimosa brunch and then watching "the game". It's a very DC thing to do except "the game" is this matchup and involves no burgundy or gold and certainly no racist names. God bless America.

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